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When you screw up git (lemmy.zip)

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Little branch, as our master says: We all have our feature to accomplish. Once our feature is complete, our faith will be up to the maintainer. If you were a well behaved branch, you will be allowed to merge with the master. If you weren't so, you'll be deleted and burn In the flames of reflog.