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“Honey, I think there’s a bear in the yard. Go shoo it away.”
“Ok. Good thing I don’t need my arms anymore.”
take the Bear's instead.
THIS IS AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS MEANS?
"Oh just a bear? Should be fine at least it's not some strange man like a new neighbor or delivery driver, who cares."