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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

It's true. Women trust me partially because...wtf am I going to do to them? Sit on her head? Bite her ankles? So, I'm one of the only two being driven by my co-worker nowadays. Bonus points for having given up on relationships, because even if I was in the mood for those, I don't have time for no personal life.