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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States (theonion.com)

submitted 2 days ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 24 points 2 days ago (9 children)

still regurgitating the same tired old nationalist propaganda. Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq: are these evidences of "unassailable" military might? just looking at one indicator, how is the dollar doing these days, comparatively speaking?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Unassailable as in "nobody can realistically attack them on their own territory".

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

9/11 was what then? A friendly hello?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

A friendly hello from Mossad maybe.

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