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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

America has lost most of the wars it was involved in since world war 2. Operation Desert Storm is the only thing I can think that was a success from it's intended goals.

We can't even win a war against drugs, a non-sapient set of objects.

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I meant an invasion of the US mainland.