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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not going to lie, I call this the "fuck we're out of bread" when she says she wants a hot dog. I don't care for hot dogs much, but I just leave them in the freezer door and they last.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When she says she wants a hot dog, she's not talking about the kind you have to cook :-D

[–] db2@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bad Hanson go back to embarrassing yourself on YouTube.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do ... do you think talking to predators trying to offend is embarrassing?

You uh... you might want to reconsider many life choices if you think so...

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No I'm referring to how Hanson was being a dip shit on YouTube clout chasing like a dumbass awhile back.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Clout chasing? Do you mean doing collabs to advertise his new ventures?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

No I'm referring to a couple years ago where he fucked up an investigation by inserting himself and then yapping about it like an idiot.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What a privilege it is to live in walking distance to a supermarket - this problem doesn't even exist for me, being out of something just means I walk 4 minutes and buy it.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I grew up across the street from a large grocery store, and around the corner from a convenience store, but still my mom would stockpile many months worth of stuff like flour, sugar, oats, spices, tea...

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, if you manage to get good discounts and have spare room, I guess go ahead.

I'd rather not pay for mass amounts of storage for what is usually a comparatively small saving on bulk purchases

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

When I lived in Florida it was like that. It would be about 3.5 hours walking for me to do it where I am now. (Including the way back)

[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

According to Google maps, a one way walking trip to the nearest grocery store would take 4 hours and 36 minutes for me.

If times were better I'd say you live in a pretty decent place for you to open a small grocery store. But I guess you could just live in the middle of no where