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Wrong. This has no ads. How will I become a tech billionaire if I can't disable your breaks until you watch my ad?
To: Driver@Car.com
Subject: Major Alert Notification
Dear , It has come to our attention via our sophisticated proprietary carAI system that you and your friend (Brad) were discussing the owner of this CarCompany Inc, LLC and one of you called him a "Poop-Head". In light of this recent conversation, we have disabled all non-essential functions in your car until you send $150 to "President@NeedsMoreMoney.com". If after 90 days this payment has not been received these functions will be permanently revoked until End of Life (Yours or Cars).
Sincerely, Probably Elon Musk.
~CarAI is a service offered at no cost with a irrevocable revocable license. All data gathers with or without consent are the sole property of CarCampnay Inc, LLC. Subject to Terms and Conditions. May be updated at any time by CarCompany Inc, LLC without notification. Any legal issues are required by Arbitration only within the city limits of Pyongyang~
I think you mean brakes, but funnily enough both work in this context.
I did, but wait how does the other one work?
EDIT: Nevermind, I got it. That's funny. Now I'm happy I can't spell lol