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[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Two weeks? If you're middle to upper middle class, sure. If you're lower middle to lower class, you'll get a week, if anything at all, unpaid. Sick? Unpaid. Spouse died? Unpaid. What, give people welfare? Not on my tax dollar, that's communism!

The US stopped being the land of opportunity two generations ago, and only now people are starting to realize.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during lunch. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you're done."

-Your manager

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"The price of meat is skyrocketing, you sure your wife couldn't.... contribute?"

-Owner

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Your wife didn't have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday."

-Corporate

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Today's special:

Long pig served with boiled potatoes, haluski and dandelion salad. Pay only 1$ extra for entree (mystery meatball soup) and 50c extra for dessert (vinegar pie)