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[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!

i can't stock that until we're out of mate, mate.