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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read again. Slowly. And again. And again.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

You too, honestly. It reads straightforward enough. If you somehow misread his comment, that's on you. Idk if you can really ask people to read.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Have you learned how to use the clock yet?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Long before you honey. But you still haven't learnt to read I see.

And judging by the way you're flexing that single useless skill, it must've taken you a LOT of time and energy to master. 😄

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Long before you honey

Are you sure, sweetie.

it must've taken you a LOT of time and energy to master.

Around 10 minutes. Not that you would be able to read this from an analogue clock...

[–] Karl@literature.cafe -1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Are you sure, sweetie.

More sure than your parents when you were born sweetie.

Around 10 minutes.

Highly doubt it. A lot of people know how to read analog clocks but not many defend it like their life depends on it. It must've taken you majority of your childhood to learn it, if you're so proud of that trivial skill. 🤔 Buuutt, since u don't even know how to read, that's not really a surprise.

Not that you can read all this without text-to-speech xD

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not that you can read all this without text-to-speech xD

Where is this ablism coming from?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

From your hatred for alphabets

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I totally misunderstood your point. You disagreed with the guy who said only diagnosed disabilities should be treated with respect so I thought you agreed with me when I said unrelated skills shouldn't be discriminate against. Apparently the discrimination never was an issue for you. I am once again disappointed in humanity.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm not really sure what you're talking about, but I think you might be missing context. When I said he's using text-to-speech I don't mean he's blind, I mean he can't read. Cuz in a different thread he corrected when I typed "U" and replied "*you". And he keeps saying "read again" that's why I said that? Is this what you meant?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Highly doubt

That doesn't surprise me at all since you are still unable to learn such a simple thing after all these years, sweetie.

No wonder your bunch elected Trump for the second time. You don't learn.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Just give it up you're not winning this argument 😭

Anyone sane would have realised this is a useless thing to fight over

Either that or you're a troll

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Just give it up you're not winning this argument

There is no "argument to win" since my interlocutor is a person unable even to learn the clock.

Are you a another USian per any chance?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yet you're horribly losing the apparently non existent argument. 🤣

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Have you learned the clock yet? I suggest learning how to read with understanding now.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe -1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You need that buddy, letters scare u not me. No wonder since text to speech is bad with abbreviations 😂

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

So, still nothing? Don't worry, baby steps. At some point you will learn these skills of an average 7 years old.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Bold of u to say that when u just totally can't comprehend what I say and apparently have beefs with alphabets. You can't even read, even 6 year Olds can do that. :)

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You are exhausting. Disengage.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 9 hours ago

Aww u wish I did? You ran out of arguments a long time ago lol. Since then you're dragging orange people, making insults that you probably learnt when you were 5. Exhausted much? Want a break baby? 🥺

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Lol no one wants that orange clown. How tf did this get political even LMFAOAOAOAO. You're so run out of arguments, you had to bring in a politician into an argument about analog and digital clocks. You're the most unintentionally ridiculous guy I've bumped into on this platform 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That doesn’t surprise me at all since you are still unable to learn such a simple thing after all these years, sweetie

Not me taking pride in a trivial thing I learnt. Just shows how hard it was for you. I learnt it and didn't make a big deal out of it, cuz Ik anyone could learn it if they wanted to.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

you had to bring in a politician into an argument about analog and digital clocks.

No. I am bringing an example of stupity in the thread about stupidity.

Go figure, sweetie.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's a thread about Analog and digital clocks. Trump had no significance in it. You're something else man 😂😂😂😂 And to top it off, No one gives a shit about trump in my country 🤣🤣 you're hilarious

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Alr, you HAVE to be trolling. If not, how are u real dude?? you do realize you're embarrassing yourself right?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Try to read out loud too. I heard it helps barely literate people to understand the meaning of what they are trying to read.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 10 hours ago

Like you can speak about literacy, you get offended by letters my dude 😂😂

~~U~~

So you're not even a troll? Just stupid?