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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I took it to mean they ripped ass often

[–] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

That's the one.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.