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Just gotta do it with confidence
The managers do say "move fast and break things."
They don't like it when we do which is odd.
Nah, they also don't like when we move slowly and keep things working either.
“We actually need to do both”
Just don't write bugs. Problem solved.
Great, I’m hearing that you’d like us to not write features either because that’s the best way to not write bugs. You’re welcome.
An AWS employee, I see