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I mean predictable, but does it matter?
You were on the first floor at the top of the stairs and you needed to leave the house. So I bet you stepped forward and started to descend the stairs, didn't you? I bet you continued until you got to the ground floor didn't you? Then I know you grabbed your coat keys and wallet/purse/bag and left the house, right? You're so predictable.
why do i need to go down the stairs to leave the house when I'm already on the first floor? And what is ground floor?
I bet you're from the kind of place that has the head of state and head of government be the same person. I mean, I am too, but I bet you also are.
Well no, I’m just pretending. I’m from a country where the head of state is called Prince Pilsner. Also the US isn’t the only country that doesn’t use ground floor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storey#/media/File:Countries_numbering_floors.svg
I, too, am speaking tongue-in-cheek.
My coat does not require keys, so no
Truly, its not all that funny because its like, yeah, Im reading a meme. Of course I dont pay attention to the details. This isn't a large itemized bill
And yet you don't even know how many steps your stairs had!
Joke's on you I have known the amount of stairs in our house since forever. It's 16 to the second floor and 5 into the cellar. I also realised that 16 is a really common number of steps for ascending 1 floor in residential housing.
Jokes on you, my toddler makes me count the steps each time we go up and down.
Shit that was unpredictable!