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Career Advice (lemmy.ml)
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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

I already chose my retirement room! Its a nice plot very close to a Costco. Lots of people to watch although I got no windows and my room is a micro basement. Its around 6ft under actually, pretty cozy if you think about it. They haven't installed it yet. They're literally waiting for me to make it my size. I'm gonna be spending a long time in that place. I don't know, the current administration just might change their minds and give me an involuntary cremation instead. It lets family move on. Good for business.