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[โ€“] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They would hear the explosion but not think "wow. There was a grenade attached to the bike"

Anyway. I forgot bikes have breaks, so the lock would not pass that and the grenade would not self arm

This is on the disc brake, so the grenade would drop as soon as you ride away since it would not fit between the frame and the wheel, dropping the pin and exploding the grenade probably before they have a chance to run.