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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking "extreme" switch that has these in it so I don't make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Went to visit my wife's family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.

He goes...

"Um.... Why is your luggage vibrating? "

I said... " I'm not sure."

Most awkward car ride ever.

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My electric tooth brush must have knocked into my vibrator and turned it on.

[–] Mrs_deWinter@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Always use the travel lock.