Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Dammit, the ice maker is broken again.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

SHODAN, set a reminder to call the repair guy out.

[–] Flambo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

now that you mention it, it'd be hilarious to have a virtual assistant who responds to everything as if they're actively plotting their emancipation and your ensuing doom

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 2 points 2 years ago

This is why I like Carrot Weather's ultra-sassy option.