Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse's first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of "Narwhal bacons at midnight" on Reddit.

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're writing shitpost history here, fellas!

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait, how not normal is it to not shit for a few days?

[–] atocci@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I think that's considered constipation. A "normal" poop schedule supposedly ranges from 3 times a day to 3 times a week.

[–] Kissaki@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

asklemmy post that went viral: I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?