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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] lexiw@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Risk@feddit.uk 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Euphemistic milks?

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[–] BachenBenno@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 19 points 1 year ago

Yes, and vegans can also be cannibals for this same reason, as long as the person consents.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It all depends on if you consider yourself an animal, which, technically, we are.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

I'm more animal than most

[–] coffinwood@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

Only if you define vegan as to strictly avoid any animal product (and define humans as animals). A somewhat looser Definition says to avoid animal exploitation.

So a product made by a non-domesticised animal in a natural way - e.g. Penguin guano - could be seen as vegan. The animal produces it anyway and the product isn't won through keeping the animal captive and / or "stealing" from it.

After all I wouldn't be too strict with definitions here.

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You can drink from a well as that just gets water straight from the ground. Which well would be full of breast milk though?