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[–] simple@lemm.ee 110 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yes, especially the newbies who don't know what they're doing.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Keep everyone awake and on their toes.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're not truly part of the team until you cause a massive outage.

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New employees are responsible of at least 75℅ of documentation clarification and process overhaul.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm totally on board with process overhaul. Ours was stupid when I started, I said it was stupid, and nothing changed. If someone else comes in and can say it's stupid more convincingly than me, that's great.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Who me? No, must be someone else with my name you're thinking of.

[–] eruchitanda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Don't hurt their morale!

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I honestly wouldn't see this as a problem. But if you break something it's up to you to fix it. But we also don't do CI. We release features in batches after they have been tested and seen to be working.

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don't know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror