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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let the users do the testing

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Oh hey a fellow game dev, how long you been in the industry?

[–] CeeBee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

They're a Windows dev, clearly.