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[–] Looboer@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Just use What The Commit.

You can also create a git alias:

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Full send.

[–] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It"

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

[–] jungle@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thanks for that, I've been laughing like a little kid:

"hoo boy"

"lol"

"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

I can feel those so well! :')

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well that's about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

"Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This"