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Genius at work (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by mateomaui@reddthat.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Incorrect, my mother has the largest vagina. Therefore I am the smartest.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

Calm down Dwight

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So... Can we collectively infer from that sentence you were birthed or dropped?

Giraffes do the last and it works but unless you present your Giraffe Card, I'm going to default count you as human and being dropped head first into the floor is not good for human newborns.

But if you are indeed a giraffe: how do you type?

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tongue

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bonus for dexterity but the average keys would be too small to actuate properly.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thatas whjswet thtey wahtyn youu tiopi t hnki

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

My brain hurts after that!