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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do this enough, and physics will stop you from getting in your car.

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Adulthood is being able to buy and eat as much cake as you want, but knowing that you really shouldn't.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you buy a bigger car

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That explains the entire USA.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’ll probably stop you from fitting your pants long before that.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Pant's deeply into deez nuts

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 1 year ago

So is chocolate cake.