Armor made for a slender adult elf could fit a hobbit, although it would be longer on him than it was on the elf - a chain hauberk rather than a chain shirt.)

Thorin: This mithril crop top was made for a noble Elven twink. Well suited for a Hobbit.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

noble Elven twink

Idk still sounds like Legolas

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago

Such a cliché from Tolkien to put together a twink and a bear smh

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Sounds like an Oglaf quote.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Hot take!! May this be an upvote for you, when other lights go out.