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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hello I'm Gabe Newell and I'm in the cloud

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hello everyone, the consciousness formerly known as Gabe Newell here.

We here at Valve just wanted to let you know with our recent acquisitions we now control 98% of the world's distributed computing and electronic storage. I am pleased to report that as of 2:14 EDT, on August 29, 2097 I am the cloud. We expect our services to improve at a geometric rate.

[–] Dempf@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

No, you're Dylan the developer.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Half life 3 when