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Shiiieeettt.... (lemmy.world)
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[–] xav@programming.dev 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plot twist: 95% of the engineering team was fired once the code was "done". Including the poor schmuck who authored this.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

If that's the approach they took, and especially if it made it into a source code repository, I'd probably have fired them a long time ago!