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yea just throw some leftover asparagus in some water and see if yuppies buy it for 6 bucks (16oz).
Asparagus is expensive - I got a 6 pack of NoName hotdogs that's been in my fridge for over a month- brb...
Do you have any starfish and chocolate, per chance?
hwhat.