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Somebody laminated my birth certificate. But what are they going to do about it, unborn me? Wait⦠will they?
Edit: What if somebody laminates my death certificate? π
That's how zombies are created.
What is ~~dead~~ laminated may never die.
We've really gotta regulate these laminators.
Never going to happen. The lamination lobby has deep pockets.
They could make you go get another one when you try to use it, which is a pain in the ass.
How often are you even using your death certificate? I mean, yeah, the discount at Disneyworld is a sweet deal, but otherwise?