this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2024
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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*
Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^
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Granted. Everything they say automatically becomes fact.
Why is it that I think someone actually asked this of a monkey's paw and got your version granted? I hate my timeline.