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They didn't barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.
Except for the Sanderson sisters. They took a couple tries.
Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.
To be fair, Jesus was a lich. That's a whole other power level
If there's another story for his resurrection,I'd love to hear it.
He was mostly dead. Not all dead.
I'M NOT DEAD YET!
NO HE'S NOT DEAD YET
There’s a chocolate for that too… I think.
Aaaaah, look who knows so much
The Hebrews have many levels of dead
The Salem trials came later. I wonder if there discussion was like Townsperson 1: "So this woman with the wart, should we just nail her to a couple pieces of wood"
Townsperson 2: "Nah man, remember the last guy we did that with. Didn't take"
Townsperson 1: "Riiiight. So, wood, nails, and a bonfire then?"
Townsperson 2: Yeah that should do it"
I mean....its not their fault male magic users are harder to kill.