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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I put a 1/4" layer of moisturizer on my hands before bed and then put gloves on. I can still open jars because of the testosterone.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That... that's not how it works!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is exactly how it works.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 1 year ago

Don't listen to them, they're just a shill for big moisturiser!

[–] Sniatch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wear gloves when you sleep?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, when my hands are really dry during the winter. They're just cotton gloves made specifically for use with moisturizer.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I could never do that. I aborre the feeling of moist skin touching cloth. Lotion on feet with socks is my nightmare.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I resorted to extreme measures when my hands were deeply cracked in a dozen places and getting blood all over my sheets.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Fair enough. I would probably suck it up and do it if it was that bad.

[–] Sniatch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting. Thank you

[–] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You got a big guy called Lenny working for you?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I did, but he pet the puppies too hard.