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[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Up next, Fox News accuses walnuts of being lazy.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

They just sit on the lawn and do nothing! A literal zombie can walk up to them, and they do nothing about it.