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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

stop drinking stuff like milkshake or chocolate milk with pizza and hamburgers please, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously jeez...

[–] mac@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Curious as to what the scientific explanation of why this is bad is?

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pizza is at war with chocolate

[–] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)
[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thats one of the reasons why

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

Violation of the Geneva Convention.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

If you have too much fun at once, it shortens your lifespan.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

There is none. They're just salty because they're lactose intolerant (maybe). They wish they could do that.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, even thinking of this gives me diarrhea. The whole night.