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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)
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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 146 points 10 months ago (4 children)

My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

You and me both brother

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.