this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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[–] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Good one.

Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

SLOW

CHILDREN

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

How can a jar be alarmed?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bollards are just stanchions without ropes.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yikes. You some kind of bollard slaver?

What a load of bollards.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When do they rise? Are there blinking lights or something or does it just go up without warning and lifts some poor bloke's car up?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Well, the car should have read the sign.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

War of the Rise of the Bollards of the Street

[–] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

…I had to think about that one!

Another one common one:

PLEASE USE BOTH LANES