Good one.
Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.
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Good one.
Reminds me of THIS DOOR IS ALARMED.
SLOW
CHILDREN
How can a jar be alarmed?
Bollards are just stanchions without ropes.
Yikes. You some kind of bollard slaver?
What a load of bollards.
When do they rise? Are there blinking lights or something or does it just go up without warning and lifts some poor bloke's car up?
Well, the car should have read the sign.
War of the Rise of the Bollards of the Street
…I had to think about that one!
Another one common one:
PLEASE USE BOTH LANES