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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

Help me, I'm stuck in the drawer!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

there is such a strong bond between siblings

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being her and seeing this online lol

[–] IceAgeTower@feddit.it 20 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair, the image quality is so low it could be me. And I have a beard

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

Accidental Renaissance

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe she's singing along to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like she srubbed her big toe

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes .... damn auto correct is completely screwed up because it keeps correcting what is correct but has a hard time applying my own corrections ... when I'm typing on my phone, I'm starting to spend more time correcting my own copy because auto correct keeps messing up my text.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you long press on a suggestion you can tell your phone that it's stupid, and it will slowly learn to be less stupid.

Basically, your keyboard tries to learn your habits and if you use a slightly misspelled word often it'll think you're doing it on purpose. You have to tell it that you're human

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

turn it off? i’ve had autocorrect disabled for years, and manually tapping the little autocorrect suggestions works just fine for me.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't know why I never thought of that ... I just turned off a bunch of settings for 'auto text' 'predictive text' 'ai assist' ... I like using swipe keyboards for typing out things on my phone ... it's a lot easier and more discreet than using voice transcription (which I use sometimes when I'm in a quiet space) ... turned off all those extra settings and now it seems to be working fine.

BTW ... thanks for that

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

It had more pixels the last time i saw this meme.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] realitista@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Help stepbrother I'm stuck!

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Anoia at it again.

[–] skvlp@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So drawer is the latest euphemism, is it?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean I doubt that there is enough space between her and the window for a washing machine.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Drawer? I hardly know 'er!