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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Wow, going 88 was never this ... "right"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

accidentally kills a butterfly in 1885

“Welcome to Heil Valley”

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Gotta get back in time

You can go 90 outside cities in Europe

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

120km/h Hitler is just raising his hand to answer or ask a question. 160km/h Hitler is just showing off how flexible he is.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

220 km/h, there is an itch, he needs to scratch.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I recognize the dashboard font... This is an early 2000s model from the VW-Konzern.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not 100% sure if it's the Mk3 or Mk4 dash. Probably Mk4, with the fantastic red on blue color scheme.

It's a Mk4 ERA dash, circa 1997-2005.

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Currently own one, but had to double check.

[–] Gort@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

What's its heilage?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Gonna get into heil speed chase

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Going reich over the speed limit

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Going 110 hails you a cab.

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Go fast enough and you can make him spank himself

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It goes from 0 to Seig-sty in 7.6 seconds.

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Unironically, it's better than we currently have. At least this speedometer would be right in front of me.