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[–] terraborra@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 week ago

Bone apple tea

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Cardboard aged Pepperoni and Cheese Papa Johns pizza, 20 year vintage.

[–] TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok but why is the pepper still fresh??

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Pickling, baby! I assume...

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Question! Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

That’s just Roquefort

[–] dave@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How does an uneaten pizza end up in the attic? I'm so confused.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

Dad it's you????? 😭😭😭😭

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Papa John's pizza, now with Pompeii ash and/or asbestos!

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Amber lamps.