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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL some people pronounced it n-jinx

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I mean every time I hear about the damn thing it's because it's been misconfigured and is causing some fucking ruckus. The whole thing is cursed so jinx really feels appropriate where I'm standing from.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I flew from Jermany to Tanzania and saw some jeriatric jiraffes.

I say it "Jif" because:

  • That's what the format's creator named it.
  • It's weird, but "soft G" is a thing and acronyms and the only "rule" for pronouncing acronyms is "it's easy to say".
  • It annoys people that are way too invested in it. Sure, it's immature -- but it's low stakes and not particularly "shitty". I enjoy it and you only YOLO once.
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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 35 points 3 days ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My lead dev used to pronounce it njinx and I always needed some time to realize what he's talking about.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 129 points 3 days ago (37 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 86 points 3 days ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

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[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Wait till you find out about quay

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I pronounce k8s as k-eights sometimes on purpose to gauge the reactions

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Wait do you mean “kates” or “Kay-Eights”? I think either makes sense and I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow

If you said it like “Kuhh-Eights” I would probably laugh

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

En Guh Inks

[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 46 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (12 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 94 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

En-eh hinks (with heavy Spanish accent)

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

I've always pronounced it "not-Apache"

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I'm glad there's pronunciations provided, because to me it looks like it should sound like a slur.

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] rwdf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's obviously kubecontrol! I will die on this hill.

Also, Containerd ... Not helped by the cli nerdctl.

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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[–] vanta@lemm.ee 44 points 3 days ago (7 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 3 days ago

It is pronounced like "curl" though!

We pronounce curl with an initial k sound. It rhymes with words like girl and earl. This is a short WAV file to help you:

https://media.merriam-webster.com/soundc11/c/curl0001.wav

https://curl.se/docs/faq.html#What_is_cURL

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[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like to pronounce it as nginks like fucking inks. Yes, with a ng sound in the beginning.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like the Vietnamese name? So... "Wininks" ?

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, like the Vietnamese name "Nguyen", but not like "wininks". The best I could describe it is as a hybrid between "ninks" and "ginks". Pronounce the first consonant with the back of your tongue while keeping the image of pronouncing an "n" sound in your head.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Oh shit my bad, I mixed Ng and Nguyen, thanks for correcting me.
Also that's hilarious, I'm totally trying that one with the lads Monday, they're gonna love it :D

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

My colleagues were right?!
But of course they pronounce the "ine" as in brine (we are French), which is what really hurts my ears, ugh.

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