Programmer Humor

My google history hits for powershell for loop is is in the dozens.

The older you get, the more things are like programming in bash.

This. But Pandas and Numpy.

Pandas and Numpy and Bash.

When I was finishing of my degree at Uni I actually spent a couple of months as an auxiliary teacher giving professional training in Unix, which included teaching people shell script.

Nowadays (granted, almost 3 decades later), I remember almost nothing of shell scripting, even though I've stayed on the Technical Career Track doing mostly Programming since.

So that joke is very much me irl.

Any no-SQL syntax for interacting with databases.

It seems like it does stuff differently for the sake of it being different.

Me with powershell. I'll write a pretty complex script, not write powershell for 3 months, come back and have to completely relearn it.

I mastered and forgot almost entirely RegEx several times now

Bash substitution is regex-level wizardry.