this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
398 points (97.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

29095 readers
3721 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

i only got like 3

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Penta@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Same. I feel so left out :(

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 7 points 10 hours ago

Damn, I feel bad for you. Now this doesn't mean that I'll allow you to make moves on my girlfriend, but I'm there for you.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 hours ago

With a happy ending?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 11 hours ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 11 hours ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Does just viewing this thread trigger a message from her wth

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 hours ago

You have to light two candles, stand in front of your bathroom mirror, turn off the lights, and say "Nicole" three times.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 8 points 11 hours ago

she's watching you...

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 69 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Lol good job, op. Sorry, I almost banned you thinking you were "her" again, trying to circumvent their own ban.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 17 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The day Nicole moves from DMs to posts is the day we all are in danger.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

she's too proud for that

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if the image is AI or if someone's pics have been stolen?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 8 points 11 hours ago

Probably the latter; the person, background, and outfit (when they didn't change it) look too consistent between images for it to be AI.

[–] DeMonstratio@lemm.ee 22 points 14 hours ago (10 children)

This is the first time I've heard of this.

Anyone know why this message doesn't lose the "unread" tag. I'm using Boost

[–] superkret@feddit.org 19 points 12 hours ago

Cause she has a Lemmy platinum account.

load more comments (9 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›