the_tab_key

joined 2 years ago
[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Ordinarily, the implied result would be sad due to the press corps flies on air Force one as well, but now that they've replaced all reputable news outlets with Fox clones... Let's do this!

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised "lemon party" where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

The effects of MSG:

makes for taste good.

Gasp!

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

That's just because of Jeff. He watches too much porn.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Not just feel like, they are extremely different terms, to the point where I'd barely call a vasectomy a punishment (it is a punishment only in the sense that they are prevented producing offspring and their junk will hurt for a few days), considering many men (including myself) voluntarily have the operation.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except for at least one of them is bound to be right

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want a sandwich! Fuck, that would mean I would have to go get bread, cheese and other fixings. Guess I can't have a sandwich because I know how making lunch works in the real world.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'd like to imagine the driver didn't even notice and is still driving along.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Did the people who had "temporary access" have stringent security measures in place such that the access was not misused? No?

Did they ensure that after the "temporary access" none of these people retained any of said information improperly? No again?

Did any of the people pass background checks that normal government employees must pass before being given access to said data? No for a third time?

Is there any reason to trust that they treated the data responsibly other than blind faith? No x4.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Super cool feature when the button sticks. Had a pixel 3a with a stick power button. Barely anything I could do to prevent it from spamming 911 over and over again except hit the call cancel button as soon as the call appeared. Luckily was able to get the screen off quickly and disconnect the button.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Neither of your points are of any concern to the current administration.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Erm, the sun was formed in the center of a nebula and the planets formed out of the remaining mass that didn't collapse into the sun. Yes, the gravity of the sun influenced how the remaining mass interacted and formed into planets with rotation, but it is not wholly a direct result of the sun itself, rather the angular momentum of the original nebula.

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