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This might blow up in his face. In more than one way.
They want chaos to justify the suspension of all civil rights. Ask me how I know.
Da, tovarisch
That didn't sound like the best idea ever for someone using jets so often. That could blow up in his face.
That didn’t sound like the best idea ever for someone using jets so often.
I am sure that he doesn't fly on commercial public transport.
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nice pun 😙👌
Sick fuck..
When I import things to the US through work, they always get stopped by Explosive Detection Dogs, at a cost of around 300 quid per pallet. I wonder if that will stop or drastically reduce. Certainly doesn't seem like a good idea if you want to stop things coming in that shouldn't be.
Can't keep a bs trade war on fentanyl, if dogs are stopping the fentanyl.
Relevant TV trope : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KickTheDog
Dude I thought we all agreed that you can’t just drop links to TV Tropes all willy nilly like that. I have things to do today
Tvtropes will ruin your life!
Not surprising sadly. This is the same man that labeled people relying on the government for a safety net to fucking live parasites.
I am one of those people that is part of the parasite class. I look forward to being able to get teamed up with a doggo in the camp. That actually kinda makes me feel a little better if that would happen actually.
What a freaking shitshow.
The only REAL parasites are the oligarchs.
All of them rely on govt way, way more than anyone else. Of course they try to paint themselves as entrepreneurs who pull themselves by the bootstraps without no help from anyone
You can't put food "on hold".
You can but the consequences can get pretty extreme.
What will actually happen is, the dog handlers are now forced to pay for food and vet visits out of their own paychecks. And Elon can claim to have saved a couple thousand dollars, until the lawsuits start.
Why would he care about the lawsuits? It won't ever come out of his pocket. It just becomes someone else's problem.
Clearly you can
What an absolute cunt.
I'd take the dog home and keep it as a pet. Stop bringing it to work. No bomb dogs at the air ports.
Sorry, that dog you gave me died of malnutrition. This is sam, he's a totally unrelated good boy.
Someone should make him watch this
With our luck, he'll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.
His career would have done that after a year or two if his brother hadn't died