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This might blow up in his face. In more than one way.
They want chaos to justify the suspension of all civil rights. Ask me how I know.
Da, tovarisch
That didn't sound like the best idea ever for someone using jets so often. That could blow up in his face.
That didn’t sound like the best idea ever for someone using jets so often.
I am sure that he doesn't fly on commercial public transport.
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nice pun 😙👌
As a Canadian I welcome their national security cuts.
Will you reclaim it for the crown. Can we agree to name half of it new Canada and the other half new Australia I'm sure we would lend some troops to help out our Canadian friends in their conquests for the crown.
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You can't put food "on hold".
Clearly you can
What an absolute cunt.
I'd take the dog home and keep it as a pet. Stop bringing it to work. No bomb dogs at the air ports.
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Are we planning 9/11.2? Do we need to get bombs on board of airplanes, or what is the genius in this?
Someone should make him watch this
With our luck, he'll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.
His career would have done that after a year or two if his brother hadn't died