TheLowestStone

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So much money that my brain is incapable of truly understanding what it would look like in cash.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

American checking in. They are correct.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's no evidence of negative consequences.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

White dude who has been to several Mexican family BBQs checking in. They are consistently fun as fuck.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do but saying them gets you put on a list.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The person above you that originally asked the question used "illegals" as a noun. Some of the heat focused on you lis probably coming from people who aren't paying attention to the usernames.

Constituents are the residents of an electoral district or the people represented by an elected official. Undocumented immigrants who live in AOC's district are her constituents as much as anyone else.

As far as evidence goes, I think all you need is the second section of the 14th Amendment. Undocumented immigrants are counted in the census. I've read that if all of the undocumented immigrants suddenly vanished from California they would lose 2 to 4 seats (this could be wrong but it sounds believable so I didn't dig deeper, feel free to fact check it) so there are literally members of Congress who only have seat because their constituency includes a relatively large population of undocumented immigrants.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Voting isn't even a requirement. One definition is simply an individual who resides within an area represented by an elected individual.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That's so bad that I'm kind of impressed.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The real problem is half of them really do like gay people forcing themselves down their throats but they are too afraid to admit it.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (13 children)

Good thing this jackass had terrible aim.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a professional chef, you're right about the flavor part. The main reason that I prefer working on a gas burner is that I can gauge the heat coming off of the burner based on the size and appearance of the flames and temperature changes happen more quickly.

 

Don't you ever get tired of finding coins, gemstones, generic art items, and magical items? OK, maybe not magical items...

As a long time DM, I certainly got tired of handing that stuff out. That's why I decided to make a conscious effort to embrace setting-appropriate realism when placing loot and creating random tables in my current campaign.

For example, the party journeyed through an ancient elven city that had once existed within massive, living trees that were now blighted and petrified. Each tree/building was well over 1000 feet tall and were more likely to be inhabited by monsters at higher levels While exploring the city, they passed through a variety of districts that were themed and named. Loot was then determined using tables based on district type and altitude.

The first tree they went through went like this:

  • Lower levels - residential district - loot found: sweet smelling soaps with dried leaves and spices preserved inside, a badly water-damaged book of fairy tales, some coins and basic gear found on the corpse of a dead adventurer

  • Middle levels - temple district - loot found: scented oils, decorative holy symbols, material components for cleric spells, ancient vestments, incense and a lavish burner

  • Upper levels - market district - loot found: a rare magical item, ancient promissory notes from a bank, a very complex lock with 2 keys, ancient cookware and pottery

The journey both to and through the ancient city was... harrowing. I'm running an eldritch horror campaign and this was point in the story when the horror started really ramping up.

That's why, after exiting the forest, our barbarian, Arthur, felt the need to blow off some steam by pranking our fighter, Clive. While keeping watch, Arthur dug out an ancient clay pot and filled it with warm water. Then Arthur totally biffed a stealth roll and woke Clive up while putting his hand in it.

When asked what he was doing, Arthur stammered for a moment before saying, "You found those soaps and scented oils in [the city], I thought I'd surprise you with a nice manicure."

This started a runner between those two that lasted for months and got the ball rolling on some character growth for Clive who was learning that he REALLY likes the finer things in life.

How has creative non-magical loot influenced your campaigns/characters?

tl;dr: The barbarian gives the fighter a manicure.

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