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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

I mean, this isnt a fantasy ive ever had before, but im open to trying new things. Its better than the ones benefitting being rich old men

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Damn, do I have to move to New York now?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

I'm a hardcore leftist, a communist even, but I gotta say enough is enough!

I will NOT be forced to use single tail whips! I'm a die hard fan of the much more versatile flogger, and THAT'S the tool I will choose for keeping my reactionary right wing quarry slaves in line, damn it!!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 210 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 150 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 22 points 1 week ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Most of it is all tied up together, and they have no ability or desire to look inward to parse those desires out. So they externalize and project everything outward making it our problem.

It's also why Grindr pops off every time a conservative rally is in a town. They hate the gays+theys, and also want to fuck them. Same same for powerful women.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

the guy is liberal, definitely anti MAGA. has a bunch of tweets that make fun of andrew tatorhead. almost certainly satire.

[–] yogurt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's liberal and a piece of shit and hates Zohran. The "satire" is he did a racist sexual harassment tweet about Zohran's wife which he's very proud of because it got him a lot of angry engagement so he's trying to call back to it to get more attention.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

he's so weird

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[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

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[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Rich, coming from the side actually putting people in Camps where they get beaten and humiliated by masked men.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I only like being beaten and humiliated by unmasked women.

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

where is the volunteer queue? Asking for myself, fuck my friend

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, this person is saying that this is what socialism looks like, as opposed to capitalism?

Socialism, in this view, is an elite few who hold the whip controlling and benefiting from the labours of the many?

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

No no no, you see the the issue they have is that a woman is holding the whip. We only want to be oppressed in patriarchal chattel slavery societies, the way the God of Abraham intended!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 29 points 1 week ago

That's kind of their whole deal, projection, so yes

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

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[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If the Republicans would not project their own sexual fantasies everywhere...

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you don't want to be the whipped, simply transition to F and become the whipper

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This has to be a joke...right?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 20 points 1 week ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does anyone know where this picture is from? For uhh....a friend..

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

Is Zohran's wife way cooler than we thought? It looks like it has the girls from those cool clubs in movies that I have yet to find in real life.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Brb, moving to New York.

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