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I deleted Facebook in like 2008

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Every generation goes through a trend of trying to dress older than they are. Momcore is kind of the GenZ version of Millennial "preppy" look.

Right, and before craft beer your only option was Bud, Coors and maybe Yuengling or Blue Moon. There was no such thing as a craft beer store or local brewery. The reality is that breweries make these beers because it is what customers buy, and despite that, someone like you still has many more options than you would have had in the early 2000s. Even in terms of the import market, I bet your craft beer store has a bunch of German and Belgian beers you could hardly find in the US before the craft beer boom created more interest in that kind of thing.

Yeah this is such a weird misanthrope hill. Breweries make what customers want, and they almost always have safe offerings available for less adventurous drinkers.

Most breweries do some fairly standard lagers and ales in addition to their experimental selection. I never got the outrage over this - if you don't like it then don't drink it. There's an entire case filled with basic macrobrew at the grocery store. Nobody is forcing you to drink some blood orange, acorn grist beer finished on gummy worms and marshmallows.

You spend half an hour going through your crush's pictures to see if anyone ever tagged them in anything from that party a few weeks ago that they didn't post about themselves which was weird because they almost always post at least a few pictures when they go out. You start building a web of everyone you know was there and friend requesting all of them, desperate to see if anyone posted pictures that might give you a hint... A mere glimpse into what Nancy was doing that night. Was she with Peter? Was she with Joe? Was she lying about going out? I bet it was Joe. That fucking douchebag.

Yeah, the 6' hood shit is absolutely 100% vanity. It is gender affirming design language.

I used to have an old truck just for hardware store runs but gave it up and decided to just pay delivery fees. You can get a lot of wood delivered for just the insurance premiums on the truck, and I have come to terms with the idea that it was always a safety blanket.

Babies are stored in the balls

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It's also very easy to find absolutely disgusting boiled peanuts