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Place your bets for the final game

I'm going with Roblox

(no money/crypto will be exchanged, because gambling is haram and I placed a really bad meme bet)

fuck that

my fat claustrophobic ass will just shit in the doorway

It'll only be an issue if they host mature content or federate with other instances that do, no?

I'd rather spend that kind of money on an escort

That way I'll only be fucked once instead of being routinely fucked by the subscription fees

I don't doubt the claim, but I would imagine others do because there's a relatively minor technical skill hurdle on replacing a phone's operating system which would turn most people away.

I never used a Pixel or Graphene OS, but when I installed Lineage OS on a Redmi, Xiaomi made me wait a week to unlock the bootloader. Huge pain in the ass.

Or there might be a better "drug-dealer-friendly" OS. I only know of Lineage and Graphene as open source alternatives, so I could just be speculating.

Also, all my former drug dealers used WhatsApp on the stock vendor OS. But then again... I live in South Africa, so the police are more focused on violent crimes (both enforcement and perpetration)

half assed grilled cheese sandwiches

now that's a homie I'd share some cheese with

Real life: yes

Game: harsh

Like, they could have put him in the naughty corner or something. I don't like the idea of banning as a game mechanic.

wtf

If traffic rules were that strictly punished in real life there'd be like max 7 cars on road globally

I assume you've been mass reported in whatever game you made this for

There are roughly just under 3000 people on earth with more than a billion dollars.

They have a combined net worth of over $16 Trillion

Say the almighty Cthulu/Allah/Zeus decided "yo fuck those assholes" and instantly redistributed that $16 trillion among all 8 billion+ people on earth equally

Everyone: Every man, woman and child would get just a bit shy of $2000.

Fun thought experiment

I would probably be unable to buy a PC or console ever again.

Shit dude, that's rough
If I may ask, what happened?

Otherwise, no nearby gaming cafés? They're usually reasonably priced