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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 176 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How considerate to have a guy in the corner translating to Italian.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mama Mia spaghetti carbonara!

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 96 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, this didn't really happen

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Thanks for this. We need a way of flagging satire or misinformation more clearly. I don’t think it’s enough to have it buried in the comment sections.

[–] xye@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago

Well. Seeing as this is NCD…

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe we should put these types of posts into a community and say that it's non-credible in the name.

I would say it's obvious satire but then i remembered the reality we live in

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Personally I take everything here very seriously as the community is clearly called credibledefense

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

France demands a mineral deal and a thank you

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

The US should be more thankful. And should wear a suit

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 2 weeks ago

It only took Haiti 122 years to pay off the French.

Liberte, egalite, fraternite. 😑

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Start with musk's fortune and go down the wealthiest Americans list.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sorry, that deal was made with the French royal family, not the republic. It's null and void.

[–] smac@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

It doesn't matter. The debt was repaid in 1795 by James Swan, a banker who assumed the debt from the U.S.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you transfer debts and loans they're still valid, it's what the ussr Russia exchange did.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The debt was already paid anyways

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL the USA becoming a French Colony would fix 90% of the political issues currently plaguing it.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eh, it would probably end up like Haiti

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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't think France would want to open up the indemnity/ reparations conversation...

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

i mean they did give us democracy, existentialism, and the blow job.....

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...menage à trois.....soixante-neuf....

But aside from those, what have the French done for us?

[–] Spider2013@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Baguette, croissant, macarron

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, yes, but other than that, what have the French really ever done for us?

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Napoleonic law, the metric system, pasteurization

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, yes, but other than that?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I wish. Sadly, despite being heavily armed, Americans are too polite and gentle when it comes to their politicians.

[–] Spaniard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They aren't? They are talking about a loan which has nothing to do with indemnity / reparations.

They financed the US independence movement / war out of self interest to screw on England and any way they got paid with the Quasi-War.

Looking at history the US were never a reliable partnet, cough remember the maine cough.

[–] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Eh only if the use that money to rebuild Haiti

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

whats with the little guy in the corner

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sign Language Interpreter.

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