Blew his cover by shooting the nearest dog.
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In article it was that he blew his cover by
, but this one is also good.Spoiler
reaching to turn off the body cam
Yeah I read it, but I felt the worst thing cops do that I hear about most often lately is shooting dogs even when they pose no threat or the cops are at the wrong address.
Edit: my phone keyboard keeps mangling my replies so I edited for clarity, sorry
That closing line is brilliant.
Pffft